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Stinky Human Bookmark
Stinky Human Bookmark
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Is your current bookmark a bit... lacking? Does it fail to capture the raw, animalistic attraction of a forbidden love? Well, fret no more, because the Stinky Human Bookmark is here to awaken your inner Edward Cullen.
This 1.5" x 6" masterpiece features the iconic scene where Edward discovers the irresistible scent of Bella Swan (and by "irresistible," we mean "blood-lust inducing"). Witness Edward's struggle firsthand, as he contorts his face in a hilarious display of agony and longing.
This bookmark is more than just a place holder, it's a conversation starter.
- Confuse your friends and family!
- Spark discussions about the fine line between love and uncontrollable thirst!
- Maybe even inspire a Twilight re-watch marathon?
The possibilities are endless (and slightly disturbing)!
Every Goodies' Goodies bookmark is meticulously crafted from high-quality materials and hand-cut with love right here in Vermont, USA. This durable bookmark is built to withstand the wear and tear of countless adventures, ensuring your favorite characters are always by your side.
Looking for a unique Twilight gift? Our New Moon bookmark is the perfect way to show your love for the saga and add a touch of timeless style to any book lover's collection.
✦Handcrafted in Vermont, USA!✦
Material
Material
✦ Laminated Cardstock
✦ Water resistant, Weatherproof & Scratch Resistant
✦ Designed to withstand wind, rain, snow, and sunlight
Comes With
Comes With
✦ Bookmark(s) as pictured
✦ Tassle, if selected, color handpicked by Goodies' Goodies team.
✦ Thank you Card
Shipping Policy
Shipping Policy
✦ All US orders receive tracked shipping via USPS (typically ships within 5-7 business days).
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